They're bullshitting you.
Yes. I'm torn between that and incompetence. I can't prove it, but I don't think my local dealers have ever seen this car. In 2017, when I wanted to buy it locally, they only thing they offered me was a C-Max Energi (which I had no interest in whatsoever). The repair report they gave me (for resetting the lifetime stats <eye-roll>) had a blurb that lumped together the Focus Electric with C-Max and Fusion Energi and mentioned 0-21 and 0-26 mile ranges. When I asked about it and said the FFE had a stated 115-mile range, they just acted like they knew that and they were all the same anyway.
When I called back and told them the charger still did not turn off, and asked if I could bring the car back, they said to hold off, because that might be something wrong with my charger. After that, I emailed a pic of my laptop screen showing the FORScan 19.9 kWh battery screen next to the car display panel showing 100% and also the cell voltage log. I waited a few hours and heard nothing back.
After I got tired of sitting around waiting, I took the car down to Carmax. I told the guy there I was interested in selling it, but I thought there was a problem with the battery. I was straight up with him. He just said, well that's how batteries are. They just don't hold a charge as well when they're old-- like a cellphone. Carmax appraised it and gave me an offer of $6000. I still hadn't heard anything from the Ford dealer, so I went over to Hyundai and bought an Ioniq 6, with a 340-mile range. Maybe I should have tried longer with Ford, but I was afraid even if I spent the next 5 months arguing with them, the warranty would run out, and I'd be stuck with something I couldn't drive. It said it could go 80 miles on a full charge now, but every time I drove it, I was afraid it was going to leave me stranded. I've been watching the Hyundai $7500 off deal, and it expires on Monday.
When I got home, there was an email from Ford asking if I could bring it in next week. Maybe the FORScan logs had gotten their attention, but it doesn't matter now. Somehow I had thought the service department would have something way better than FORScan and could tell right away what was going on, but I guess they don't. I wish the local service techs knew half as much about FFEs as you guys.
This Ioniq 6 is a cross between an FFE and a space ship. It's going to take some getting used to, and I hope the software is better than Boeing's! If I ever end up with extra garage space and time to learn about upgrading batteries, I'll get another FFE, because it was a great little car.
Thank you, Anti_Climax, jghall00, and Sftbldad for your help and advice.