v_traveller
Well-known member
My turn!
I guess it was a matter of time, since I never did get that software update. Two years and 26,250 miles have flown by, apparently my luck has run out.
Got the SSN this morning on the way to work, stop-and-go traffic in the HOV lane. Here's the sequence of events:
1. Coasting at about 10mph, SSN appears.
2. I said the f-word. SSN persists.
3. Traffic speeds up. I accelerate. SSN still showing. So I keep driving.
4. About 15-20 seconds later, traffic is at a standstill. I stop.
5. Traffic moves. I try to move. No dice. I am stuck.
6. Shifted to Park. Powered off, then powered on. No green car light. Yellow wrench appears. Tried again. Still no green car light. I turn on my hazards.
7. White F-Series work truck behind me crosses the double yellow on the right to get around me.
8. Shifted to N, opened the door. Pushed my FFE toward the Jersey wall on the left, into the breakdown lane.
9. Must have been on a downhill, FFE started picking up speed. Jumped into the driver's seat to regain control. Closed the door, coasted to a stop. Parked about six inches from the Jersey wall. Shut off.
10. Opened and closed the door. Tried to start. No dice. Tried again. Still no dice.
11. Locked the doors using the key fob. Unlocked. Opened and closed the door. Pressed the start button. Success!
12. Buckled in. Traffic moving at about 10mph. Merged back into the HOV lane in front of a black Mercedes (ICE) with a single driver (*******!).
No SSN for the rest of the day. Clocked about 70 miles since it appeared. Interestingly, it now feels sluggish when I stomp on it from a constant cruising speed between 30mph and 50mph.... for those of you with a Volt, my FFE now has that same anemic reaction to flooring it that the Volt has when in "Normal" mode. Seems to have lost its spunk.
So... I guess it's time to visit the dealer to take care of the recalls; will keep y'all posted. Thanks to all that shared how they "rebooted" after their SSN... your advice came in handy!
I guess it was a matter of time, since I never did get that software update. Two years and 26,250 miles have flown by, apparently my luck has run out.
Got the SSN this morning on the way to work, stop-and-go traffic in the HOV lane. Here's the sequence of events:
1. Coasting at about 10mph, SSN appears.
2. I said the f-word. SSN persists.
3. Traffic speeds up. I accelerate. SSN still showing. So I keep driving.
4. About 15-20 seconds later, traffic is at a standstill. I stop.
5. Traffic moves. I try to move. No dice. I am stuck.
6. Shifted to Park. Powered off, then powered on. No green car light. Yellow wrench appears. Tried again. Still no green car light. I turn on my hazards.
7. White F-Series work truck behind me crosses the double yellow on the right to get around me.
8. Shifted to N, opened the door. Pushed my FFE toward the Jersey wall on the left, into the breakdown lane.
9. Must have been on a downhill, FFE started picking up speed. Jumped into the driver's seat to regain control. Closed the door, coasted to a stop. Parked about six inches from the Jersey wall. Shut off.
10. Opened and closed the door. Tried to start. No dice. Tried again. Still no dice.
11. Locked the doors using the key fob. Unlocked. Opened and closed the door. Pressed the start button. Success!
12. Buckled in. Traffic moving at about 10mph. Merged back into the HOV lane in front of a black Mercedes (ICE) with a single driver (*******!).
No SSN for the rest of the day. Clocked about 70 miles since it appeared. Interestingly, it now feels sluggish when I stomp on it from a constant cruising speed between 30mph and 50mph.... for those of you with a Volt, my FFE now has that same anemic reaction to flooring it that the Volt has when in "Normal" mode. Seems to have lost its spunk.
So... I guess it's time to visit the dealer to take care of the recalls; will keep y'all posted. Thanks to all that shared how they "rebooted" after their SSN... your advice came in handy!